
Pretty much everyone has experienced…
3.
The existential drive:
5.
The casual asphyxiation:
6.
The moment of brilliance:
7.
The three minutes of heaven:
if i wake up at 7:27 and my alarm was set for 7:30 you can bet 100% imma close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes 😭
8.
The time crisis:
Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid
9.
The big squeeze:
Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that’s 2 minutes away
11.
The box infatuation:
One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it’s, like, a really good box.
13.
The mad brush:
Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect?
15.
The immediate amnesia:
17.
The loud breathing:
Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life
18.
The forgetfulness:
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this
19.
The overpack:
Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they’re planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they’re gone?
20.
The anxiety:
U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can’t remember
22.
The shower regret:
i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
26.
The shameful question:
27.
The annoyance:
When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed
When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved
28.
And the pain:
you ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of ur organs and u think ah fuck its finally happening
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