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This person who treats their body like a temple:

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This person who has never seen a map:

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This biblical historian:

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This guy who needs to read up on the people he argues with a bit:

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This creator of a brand new awkward moment:

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This person with a very strong grasp of grammar:

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This birthday mathematician:

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This person who is a little confused about the person involved:

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The creator of this sign:

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This person with a very good understanding of the law:

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This person completely unaware of who Stephen King is:

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This person who just invented the radio:

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This person who doesn’t understand gas:

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This person who just found out about ID: